nostalgiaultra: The Dark Knight Rises “Alfred what time is it?” “Its 4:30 pm, sir” “GOD FUCKING DA-“ *Credits*
heytinafey: why am i laughing so hard
wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
Learn how to move me: My mum told me she's going... →
stag-of-storms-end: w00loki: jonathannolan: lokifuckfacelaufeyson: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: hard-y-addicted: inceptingtonystark: I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but…
nicoosuxx: hear noises pause music complete silence play music hear noises again
xybutt: Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Fuck my life
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
Interviewer: Tell me about your character in this film.
Tom Hiddleston: Let me begin with a quote from Shakespeare...
Benedict Cumberbatch: Do you want the long and thoughtful answer, or the long and thought provoking answer?
Andrew Garfield: The word "character" can be interpreted in many different ways.
Jennifer Lawrence: CAKE BALLS.
David Tennant: I'll quote a poem and be all Scottish and adorable.
Alex Kingston: That reminds me of a sexual innuendo- oops, I just made an innuendo, didn't I.
Arthur Darvill: I wrote a song about that on my vintage harmonica.
Matt Smith: Did you just say "Karen Gillan?" Because, you know, your question made me think of something that happened yesterday, when Kazza and I were platonically hanging out on the bed in her hotel room...
methlabrador: imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
uncleblazer: my Doritos Super Bowl commercial
dualpaperbags: bendthelight: omg at first I was like “awwww” and then the music started and i died
colfricans: how does all country music manage to sound exactly the same
star-stream: Gryffindors: “We give all the fucks!” Slytherins: “We give none of the fucks!” Ravenclaws: “Guess how many fucks we give!” Hufflepuffs: “Guys, look at all the fucks we found!”
spnwhore: all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything
grace in your heart, flowers in your hair:... →
breakingipods: iwillbeyourgoal: kanye west wakes up on a plane to find a water bottle next to him. he groans and looks around for the owner of the water bottle, but no one is claiming it. he rolls his eyes but accepts the responsibility of caring for it. besides, it’s growing on him….
haave-you-met-ted: since joining tumblr i’ve become at least 74% more sassy