October 2010
“The Buddha was asked if he ever felt anger. “Of course,” said the...”
“Doors are for people with no imagination.”
— Derek Landy”
If the sun were made of bananas, it wouldn't make... →
Anonymous asked: Liar.
ANYWAYS, im hungry. Bring me food on monday. :D
ANYWAYS, im hungry. Bring me food on monday. :D
“I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.”
— Xenocrates”
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
“I can resist anything but temptation.”
— Oscar Wilde”
“Roses are red Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia poem writes you”
—...”
“Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great.”
—...”
“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”...”
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be...”
“You are the king of insomniatic dreams
I don’t dare dream you when I sleep
For...”
– “Sublime” by Shawna Howson [18/08/08] (via nanalew)
“Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their...”
“How happy is the blameless Vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the...”
“I have not failed.
I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t...”
““Sir, I admit your
general rule,
That every poet is a fool;
But you...”
